Friday Funnies - 3-6-2011
Introducing Service Central's Friday Funnies! No more will Fridays be a dreary drag as you wait for the weekend to begin - not with Service Central here to brighten it up!
The Friday Funnies will from now on be a regular feature here at Service Central, posted on the website and delivered to your inbox every Friday afternoon.
If you have any funnies you'd like to recommend simply email funnies@servicecentral.com.au or post your suggestion in the comments below!
Enjoy!
Pun Fun!
A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When Iquizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I wasstanding there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself,they've lost the plot!!
I was at a cash point yesterday when a little old lady asked if I couldcheck her balance, so I pushed her over.
Paraprosdokian Sentences...
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Absolute best ever use of a moving sidewalk! Next time I'm stuck at an airport for however many hours THIS is what I'm doing!!
We hope you've enjoyed this week's Friday Funnies! If you have anything funny that you'd like to submit for next week's email simply send it to: funnies@servicecentral.com.au!
Until next time!
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Gold - Love the bike at the airport!
over a year ago by Mm
