20 Reasons to be Insanely Jealous of Sydneysiders
Sydney has it all... Beautiful beaches, stunning scenery, the world's most beautiful harbour and a pretty decent Opera House. There are a lot of reasons to be jealous of the people who call Sydney home. Here are just 20...
In Sydney...
1. Your Morning Exercise Looks Like This
2. Or This...
3. Morning Commute Looks Like This.
4. Evening Commute Looks Like This...
5. Heck, Even the Trains Have a Penthouse Level. That's Right, Two Storey Trains!
6. And the Trains' Interiors Follow the Latest Catwalk Trends...
7. Oh, and Sydney is Where 100% of Australia's Princesses Found Their Prince (It Could Happen to You Too!)
8. Even God Himself Chooses to Drink In Sydney (At The Sando)...
9. Where Else Would This Happen?
Or This...
10. We Know How to Party
11. And the Best Way to Recover...
12. And Sydney's Not Short of Oddly Specific Signs. Always Keeping Us Safe...
13. Sydney Doesn't Have a Lot of Crime, So Even Spiderman Gets a Chance to Relax (As Long As He's Sun Smart)
14. So Many Beautiful Places to Take the Dogs for a Walk...
15. Just Don't Feel the Wildlife (If You're a Ninja)
16. None of This All Day Drizzle Crap. Sydney Knows How to Do a Storm SpectacularlyRight.
And That Includes Sand Storms...
17. Sydney Knows How to Cut it's Losses. RIP Monorail...
18. And Stars In Our Favourite Films...
19. Sydney: Home to the World's Most Beautiful Sewage Farm
20. And the World's Most Amazing Sunset.
Basically, life in Sydney is just perfect. If you live in Sydney you know how good you have it. If you're stuck anywhere else in the world. Try not to hate Sydneysiders too much...
If you're a proud Sydneysider, share this article with all your friends and then take a smug sip of your vitamin water. If you disagree? Calm down, Melbourne's Pretty Nice Too...
