Holmes on Homes at Home

Author: Service Central

Holmes on Homes has been nominated for Best Lifestyle/Practical Information Series at the 2008 Gemini Awards, making his show a perfect candidate for comedic spoofs.

This hilarious take on home renovation work is not only comic genius but does have some (possibly) useful tips as well, for instance:

  • Learn precisely why you should find a licensed and qualified tradesperson to build your daughter's doll house
  • Or why you shouldn't leave sandwich making to the amateurs.

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